She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I could fuck to npr.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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