I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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