Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The struggles of a small town man whore
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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