you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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