Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Shame - the story of my life.
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