I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
this just has baby written all over it
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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