pedialite and red bull = repair kit
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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