She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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