Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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