Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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