I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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