I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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