So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize
