that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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