He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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