Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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