So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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