Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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