i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
he just fucked me for my cheese..
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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