Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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