i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
It's shark week go big or go home
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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