i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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