Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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