Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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