I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Everclear isn't food dammit
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
My life is pants optional.
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