nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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