careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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