I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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