super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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