Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I miss vodka workout Fridays
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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