have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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