There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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