Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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