she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
