we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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