she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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