Non-Jews are for practice
I CAN MOONWALK!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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