He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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