I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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