He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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