Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Its about making memories worth repressing
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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