There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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