Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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