why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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