Your dad touched me again.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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