This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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