The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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