We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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