can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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