Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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