Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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