thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i just made my gag reflex go away.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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