She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i think i have herpe
just one?
it was like eating out sand paper
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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