from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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