If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Moan for me like Helen Keller
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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